Mike Jagger, the lead vocalist of the rock band Rolling Stones, has recently revealed that the band may finally retire by 2025.

The British rock band has had a hell of ride from their debut in April 1962. The band then included guitarist and harmonica player Brian Jones, pianist Ian Stewart, vocalist Mick Jagger, guitarist Keith Richards, bassist Bill Wyman and drummer Charlie Watts, out of whom only the last four remain together still.

Joking on their ancient status Jagger revealed that the band intended to retire before ‘the next ice age descends on us’. The band has had phenomenal success right from the start and is considered the most popular rock band in the history of rock music.


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Keith Richards the wild lead guitarist of the band, had revealed in his autobiography that he has fathered over 25,000 children since his musical career began and also bragged that he can still keep his “massive pecker up longer than Mick’s tiny todger’. Medical professional though firmly believe the musician is actually partially dead and is most probably functioning due in part by all the drugs he has ingested over all these years.

Both Ronnie Wood and Charlie Watts seemed to be functioning exclusively on nervous breakdown pills and liquid formaldehyde respectively to keep going.

Jokes on the ageless stars have also been conducted due to their indomitable ability to still tour and perform for fans all over the world. According to Keith, “When we play concerts these days, we see vultures circling up above. And I have to say, I know for sure that good ol’ Lucifer is waiting for us down there too. You know, the guy who I signed on that piece of paper for all those years ago. Soon like R.J. he’ll want to take what is owed for eternity. I got to say though, I had some fun times here on earth. Here’s to 2025 though.”